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About In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy

Issue 1, Serial Fiction Sideshow
Issue 2, Home Sweet Home Invasion
Issue 3, Technophobia
Issue 4, Armageddon Trigger Finger
Issue 5, The Genetic Equation
Issue 6, Power Trip

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The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger.

In the galaxy of Stratus Cloud, seven warring crime gangs run the underworld. That is until military turncoat Master Asinine hatches his most devious--and psychotic--scheme to date: uniting those gangs into a crushing force he calls, in his infinite absurdity, The Bad Guys. Stay classy, Master Asinine.

Now, with a death ray at his disposal, Asinine is in a position to conquer the galaxy. He's given everyone a four-day notice. And if nobody likes it...

...he'll nuke the galaxy instead.

The galaxy's only hope is Major Matross Legion, Master Asinine's former best friend, who must sidestep military injunctions to create an elite unit with special abilities to fight back.

Problem: Legion can't stand the sight of Asinine anymore. Bigger problem: That four-day notice is dwindling.

There's nothing more dangerous than a lunatic who controls all crime.

In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is an even mix of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Avengers, and awkward eye contact from across crowded rooms.

And the book is low sodium, if it comes to that.

Grab the first book that Amazon rated #61 in space operas and #66 in general humour for downloads!


:: New Book: The Lesser of Two Egos

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: The Lesser of Two Egos!

What happens when the most powerful lunatic in the galaxy is in the sights of an even more unhinged egomaniac?

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: New Book: Those We Left Behind

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Those We Left Behind!

While Legion lies comatose and defenseless, Master Asinine pays a visit.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: New Book: Untitled or Attitude Adjustments

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Untitled or Attitude Adjustments!

A derelict crash land. An airtight wreckage. Leakng chemicals. Not everyone will make it out in one piece.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Character: Amaranthia

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Amaranthia. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Amaranthia.

:: Updated Character: Sixth Sense (unpublished)

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Sixth Sense. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Sixth Sense.

:: New Character: Master Asinine Sucks

Whoa! We've suddenly got Master Asinine Sucks, a new character for you to laugh at! I mean, because of. I mean, with.

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Master Asinine Sucks.

:: Updated Character: Withered Old Battle-Axe

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Withered Old Battle-Axe. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Withered Old Battle-Axe.

:: Updated Book: Serial Fiction Sideshow

Okay, the first draft for Serial Fiction Sideshow sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Home Sweet Home Invasion

Okay, the first draft for Home Sweet Home Invasion sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

So asking where to find the restroom is out of the question?

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Technophobia

Okay, the first draft for Technophobia sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

No one told Master Asinine that dicso is dead.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Armageddon Trigger Finger

Okay, the first draft for Armageddon Trigger Finger sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

What's a guy gotta do to get a break around here?

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: The Genetic Equation

Okay, the first draft for The Genetic Equation sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

What else should you expect when you give your address to your enemies?

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Power Tool

Okay, the first draft for Power Tool sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

The greatest power in the galaxy can see across timelines, and he's cranky.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: The Story So Far

Okay, the first draft for The Story So Far sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

You don’t have to change any diapers here. We don’t go back that far.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Blood Bunny (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Blood Bunny sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Disease of Behavior (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Disease of Behavior sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

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:: Updated Book: The Paper Tiger's Yardstick (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for The Paper Tiger's Yardstick sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

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:: Updated Book: This One Has a Dancing Gibbon (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for This One Has a Dancing Gibbon sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: My Brother's Captor (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for My Brother's Captor sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Marching Orders (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Marching Orders sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Wake the Deactivated (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Wake the Deactivated sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Metaphor for Life (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Metaphor for Life sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Oh, Crock, Here Comes a Meteor! (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Oh, Crock, Here Comes a Meteor! sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: His Kingdom Come (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for His Kingdom Come sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: A Wolf in Sheep's Armor (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for A Wolf in Sheep's Armor sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Man Versus Machine Part 1 of 1 (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Man Versus Machine Part 1 of 1 sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Our New Hiring Policy (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Our New Hiring Policy sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Life like Broken Glass (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for Life like Broken Glass sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: The Church of Steeple (unpublished)

Okay, the first draft for The Church of Steeple sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Free ebooks

Longish post here.

After a few burnouts and some time off, I'm back with a huge announcement. If you've been here before, you've heard me ramble on about how I've published books 0 to 6 of the series but have written up to book 23. After a ton of thought, a ton of caffeine, and maybe a food coma or two--maximum two this time--I've decided I will unleash the beast!

And by "unleash the beast," I mean I'm posting all ebooks here. Free. Of money. For all of you. Yeah, books 7 to 22 will appear on this site in the coming weeks. I don't want to mention a definite deadline, because there are still a couple of moving parts to consider, but soon enough, you'll all be able to read the series in its completeness for absolutely free.

The paperback publishing plan will be the same. As money comes in, I'll release the paperback copies. But as far as ebooks, they're here for you. They'll be undressed--a stock photo for a cover, no appendix material, etc.--but they'll be here. Just the story, the ebook formatting, and a few front- and back-material items.

You'll notice I said I'd release books 7 to 22 but I'd written up to book 23. What's up? I got book 23 back from my beta-reading gang not too long ago, so that still needs a bit of after-beta spit-shining. Book 23 will follow soon, but not immediately.

I'm really excited about this. I truly am. My dream has always been to share the stories with as many people who need a good laugh in a dark time as possible. My dream has never been about money. So I don't care about any lost revenue. I really, truly don't. The money I earn simply goes into covers, professional editing, and advertising. I don't care to swim in a pool of dollar bills.

If you have any questions or comments, really, please, feel free to shoot me an email. I always respond.

Thanks so much to everyone who's been with me so far. Hopefully, this idea takes In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy to the next level!

— Liam, the release king

:: Took previews off the site

Hola, mi amigos y amigas!

Unfortunately, I had to take the book previews off the site. What are the book previews? Those first chapters of each book given as a taste test for all you fine readers.

What prompted this? Well, sadly, Amazon's Internet creepy-crawlies scanned and snagged Armageddon Trigger Finger's preview chapter. So Amazon quickly blocked the ebook version from their site since a portion of it was given away for free online. (Never mind that this portion was equivalent to their Look Inside feature.) Don't worry. I've contacted the tech teams responsible, and the ebook should be up again soon. But that meant I had to take it--and the other previews, just so this wouldn't happen to the others--offline.

Good news in all this. This means that, hopefully, The Story So Far will be offered on Amazon in ebook format soon!

Sorry, folks! But, hey, if you want a quick sample of the books, feel free to check them out on Amazon's Look Inside.

— Liam, who has no idea how to speak Spanish

:: New interview with Fanny Lee Savage

Hey friends! Seems Covid is still with us, but that hasn't stopped the series from showing up in some awesome interviews. Clickity click your browser over to Fanny Lee Savage's blog and check it out!

— Liam, the world's foremost stay-at-home adventurer

:: New Appearance: Ottawa V Con

High-five the author in the gut at a new upcoming appearance at Ottawa V Con (Saturday, November 28, 2020 to Sunday, November 29, 2020)!

Check out all them details!

:: Taint and Bloodborne finally have hotspots

Sorry, everyone. I know it took a while to get this up, but this dude at the keyboard has been a bit busy lately. Anyway, both Taint and Bloodborne are ready for you. Lemme know if you spot any errors. Get it? Spot, hotspot? Sp--
Fine.

— Liam, pun freaking intended

:: Updated Character: Taint

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Taint. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Taint.

:: Updated Character: Bloodborne

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Bloodborne. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Bloodborne.

:: Snazzy new logo

If you haven't visited the IAGFFA Facebook group, then (1) hey, check it on out, and (2) you might not be aware of a retooled, newish logo. Well, it's finally made its way onto the site. I, for one, love it. A lot clearer and simpler. What do you think?

— Liam, whose middle name isn't exactly Clearer and Simpler

:: Updated Character: Reef

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Reef. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Reef.

:: Updated Freebie: Before They Were Famous: Appetite in "Story Titles Are Sometimes Meaningless" (unpublished)

The author went and screwed around with another freebie: Before They Were Famous: Appetite in "Story Titles Are Sometimes Meaningless".

Hey, maybe this one won't be as dismal as the one before it?

:: Purchase them books right here!

Buy your books straight from the author right here.
Hey folks, especially those looking for a good read. The site is now even better than it was before, which is only several notches below any random Geocities site that's still functioning. Just head over to Series page, click Add to Cart, and let Paypal do the rest. Want the whole series in one easy click? I'm not arguing. Click Buy Now, and I'll even throw in a few autographs and may or may not be legible or English.
Love y'all.

— Liam, making your life easier, one iota at a time

:: Life Is Cancelled!

Okay, maybe we're not that bad, but the last outstanding expo of 2020 that IAGFFA was signed up for is now postponed to 2021. :/ What with all the craziness going on, this was the best choice. But hopefully Earth will be super strong enough to get back together next year for crazy fun!

— The Disappointed Liam :(

:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Comiccon 2020 (cancelled)

That hotshot author just updated his appearance at Ottawa Comiccon 2020 (cancelled) (Friday, September 11, 2020 to Sunday, September 13, 2020). Reschedule your life around these changes.

Check out all them details!

:: Updated Appearance: Fan Expo 2020 (cancelled)

That hotshot author just updated his appearance at Fan Expo 2020 (cancelled) (Thursday, August 27, 2020 to Sunday, August 30, 2020). Reschedule your life around these changes.

Check out all them details!

:: Free 8-page book on screens!

Hey all, it's my extreme pleasure to announce the publication of my son's debut book, Screens! :) Seems he's following in my footsteps and has written his very first book, a quick read, about--get yourselves ready--screens. Head over to the IAGFFA Facebook page and check it out!

— Liam Gibbs, father of the future writing landscape...it seems

:: Ebooks for free!

Hey everyone, remember that, during our isolation, all the IAGFFA collection is now on sale for nada dollars and zippo cents. That's free as I can get! :D

Just head over to Smashwords to get all books!

— Liam Gibbs, the free doctor

:: Updated Appearance: Montreal Comiccon 2020 (cancelled)

That hotshot author just updated his appearance at Montreal Comiccon 2020 (cancelled) (Friday, July 3, 2020 to Sunday, July 5, 2020). Reschedule your life around these changes.

Check out all them details!

:: Updated Character: Legion

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Legion. What's he done this time?

Come say hi to the new-and-improved Legion.

:: Updated Appearance: Cornwall and Area Pop Event 2020 (cancelled)

That hotshot author just updated his appearance at Cornwall and Area Pop Event 2020 (cancelled) (Saturday, April 25, 2020 to Sunday, April 26, 2020). Reschedule your life around these changes.

Check out all them details!

:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Geek Market 2020 (cancelled)

That hotshot author just updated his appearance at Ottawa Geek Market 2020 (cancelled) (Friday, March 27, 2020 to Sunday, March 29, 2020). Reschedule your life around these changes.

Check out all them details!

:: Issue 6, Power Tool is out!

Guess what happened yesterday, fine folks? Yeah, that's right. In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy gave birth to its sixth bouncing little baby, Power Tool! Yes, issue 6 is now available for purchase in paperback form on Amazon.com and Amazon.ca! Soon enough the book will trickle down into the other outlets, but for now, you can enjoy it by grabbing it at one of the links above. The ebook is following soon. Enjoy!

— Liam Gibbs, giving you just one more reason to enjoy 2020