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About In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy

Issue 1, Serial Fiction Sideshow
Issue 2, Home Sweet Home Invasion
Issue 3, Technophobia
Issue 4, Armageddon Trigger Finger
Issue 5, The Genetic Equation
Issue 6, Power Trip
Issue 0, The Story So Far, Vol. 1

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Nothing is more dangerous than a megalomaniacal moron.

That’s the exact fear going through Major Matross Legion’s head every time he thinks about his ex-friend, the murderous Master Asinine. Yes, the same moron who he’d have given up his life for so many years ago. The same moron who shot and killed his and Legion’s mutual friend. The same moron who goes into public with that ridiculous moniker. The same moron who united the seven largest criminal empires into a superpower he calls--wait for it--The Bad Guys. The same moron who now threatens to conquer the galaxy. And if the galaxy doesn’t like it, the same moron who will nuke it instead.

And he’s built the planet-smashing laser to back his threat.

Now Legion has four days to do the impossible: hastily muster together a superpowered platoon to pit against that moron’s gigantic criminal empire. And what’s this secret weapon that moron has up his unpredictable sleeve, anyway?

In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is the new comedy series boasting an ensemble cast of idiots and those forced to put up with them.

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:: Updated Book: Home Sweet Home Invasion

Okay, the first draft for Home Sweet Home Invasion sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

So asking where to find the restroom is out of the question?

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:: Updated Freebie: Before They Were Famous: Appetite in "Story Titles Are Sometimes Meaningless"

The author went and screwed around with another freebie: Before They Were Famous: Appetite in "Story Titles Are Sometimes Meaningless".

Hey, maybe this one won't be as dismal as the one before it?

:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Comiccon 2020 (cancelled)

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:: Updated Appearance: Fan Expo 2020 (cancelled)

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:: Updated Character: Taint

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:: Updated Character: Bloodborne

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:: Updated Appearance: Montreal Comiccon 2020 (cancelled)

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:: Updated Character: Legion

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:: Updated Appearance: Cornwall and Area Pop Event 2020 (cancelled)

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:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Geek Market 2020 (cancelled)

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:: New Character: Appliance

Whoa! We've suddenly got Appliance, a new character for you to laugh at! I mean, because of. I mean, with.

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:: Updated Character: Ice Cream Headache

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:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Comiccon: Holiday 2019

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:: New Appearance: Orleans Comic & Novelty Show 2019

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:: Updated Appearance: Fan Expo 2019

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:: New Appearance: Fanaticcon 2019 (unpublished)

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:: Updated Appearance: Montreal Comiccon 2019

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:: Updated Appearance: Chapters (Gloucester)

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:: Updated Appearance: Cornwall and Area Pop Event 2019

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:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Comiccon 2019

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:: Updated Appearance: Geek-It

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:: Updated Character: Luzimoss

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:: Updated Appearance: Ottawa Geek Market 2019

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:: Updated Appearance: Toronto Comiccon 2019

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:: New Appearance: Chapters (Gloucester)

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:: Updated Appearance: Carleton Place Comic Con 2019

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