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About In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy

Issue 1, Serial Fiction Sideshow
Issue 2, Home Sweet Home Invasion
Issue 3, Technophobia
Issue 4, Armageddon Trigger Finger
Issue 5, The Genetic Equation
Issue 6, Power Trip

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The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger.

In the galaxy of Stratus Cloud, seven warring crime gangs run the underworld. That is until military turncoat Master Asinine hatches his most devious--and psychotic--scheme to date: uniting those gangs into a crushing force he calls, in his infinite absurdity, The Bad Guys. Stay classy, Master Asinine.

Now, with a death ray at his disposal, Asinine is in a position to conquer the galaxy. He's given everyone a four-day notice. And if nobody likes it...

...he'll nuke the galaxy instead.

The galaxy's only hope is Major Matross Legion, Master Asinine's former best friend, who must sidestep military injunctions to create an elite unit with special abilities to fight back.

Problem: Legion can't stand the sight of Asinine anymore. Bigger problem: That four-day notice is dwindling.

There's nothing more dangerous than a lunatic who controls all crime.

In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is an even mix of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Avengers, and awkward eye contact from across crowded rooms.

And the book is low sodium, if it comes to that.

Grab the first book that Amazon rated #61 in space operas and #66 in general humour for downloads!


:: Updated Character: Workshop

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Workshop. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Wyvern

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Wyvern. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: The Purple Nurple

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:: Updated Character: Klee

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Klee. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Ripsaw

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Ripsaw. What's he done this time?

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:: New Character: Gangrene

Whoa! We've suddenly got Gangrene, a new character for you to laugh at! I mean, because of. I mean, with.

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:: Updated Character: Fragment

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Fragment. What's he done this time?

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:: New Character: Transit

Whoa! We've suddenly got Transit, a new character for you to laugh at! I mean, because of. I mean, with.

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:: New Book: To Wake the Deactivated

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: To Wake the Deactivated!

When monolithic robots from unknown origins wake up, not even the station's gift shop is safe.

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:: Updated Character: Plastique

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Plastique. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Catastrophe

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Catastrophe. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Blackguard

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Blackguard. What's he done this time?

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:: New Character: Steeple

Whoa! We've suddenly got Steeple, a new character for you to laugh at! I mean, because of. I mean, with.

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:: Updated Character: Marionette

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Marionette. What's he done this time?

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:: All the books are up!

As promised, all ebooks from the very first IAGFFA adventure right up until the current one (book 23) are now available on the Series page. Perfect for your relaxing days at the beaches we can't go to right now! :D

Over the next few days, I'm going to work on adding the characters that have accumulated between the last professionally published book (book 6) and the most recent ebook. So you'll see a lot of new names on the Characters page. The art will take some time to show. But feel free to explore!

Word of spoilerage. I'm updating the character profiles and overall list to their current, book 23, status. So explore with caution. If you haven't read the entire series yet, have your mind wipe device handy.

(Mind wipe devices are invented, right?)

— Liam, the bringer of your summer reading list

:: Updated Character: Kamikaze

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:: Updated Character: Amaranthia

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:: Updated Character: Sixth Sense

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Sixth Sense. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Bad Aim

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:: Updated Character: Punch

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:: Updated Character: Brainiac

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Brainiac. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Detritus

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Detritus. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Wasted

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Wasted. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Organism

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Organism. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Incendiary

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Incendiary. What's he done this time?

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:: New Book: My Brother's Captor

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: My Brother's Captor!

One abducted Good Guy, another on the brink of death. There's not enough rescue in the galaxy for this.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: New Book: Marching Orders

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Marching Orders!

What's the real reason Legion's commanded into battle to grab a demonic creature?

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:: New Book: Blood Bunny

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Blood Bunny!

It can be hurt. But it can't stay dead. And it will keep eating until nothing's left.

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:: New Book: Disease of Behavior

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Disease of Behavior!

No one has ever removed someone's hyperability. But that doesn't stop this sociopath.

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:: New Book: The Paper Tiger's Yardstick

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: The Paper Tiger's Yardstick!

The galaxy's only hyperperson penitentiary is taken over. And a former Good Guy caused it.

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:: New Book: This One Has a Dancing Gibbon

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: This One Has a Dancing Gibbon!

An amusement park goes insane. And it's not amused.

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:: New Book: The Church of Steeple

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: The Church of Steeple!

In hours, one person will have total control of the galaxy's only powered military force.

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:: New Book: A Wolf in Sheep's Armor

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: A Wolf in Sheep's Armor!

The galaxy's worst threat infiltrates the galaxy's most powerful military.

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:: New Book: Man Versus Machine Part 1 of 1

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Man Versus Machine Part 1 of 1!

The galaxy belongs to the most powerful egomaniac. And now he'll watch it burn.

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:: New Book: Our New Hiring Policy

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Our New Hiring Policy!

The Good Guys are holding Master Asinine's top soldiers prisoner. And Master Asinine will do anything to get them back.

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:: New Book: Life like Broken Glass

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Life like Broken Glass!

The Good Guys and the Bad Guys have been bitter enemies. What happens when they start dating?

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:: New Book: Oh, Crock, Here Comes a Meteor!

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Oh, Crock, Here Comes a Meteor!!

...and it's not exactly delivering cookies.

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:: New Book: His Kingdom Come

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: His Kingdom Come!

The downfall of the Good Guys and Bad Guys has arrived.

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:: Updated Character: Hearse

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Hearse. What's he done this time?

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:: New Book: Those We Left Behind

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Those We Left Behind!

While Legion lies comatose and defenseless, Master Asinine pays a visit.

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:: New Book: Metaphor for Life

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Metaphor for Life!

Good Guy Kamikaze's time has come...when Hearse comes hunting.

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:: New Book: The Lesser of Two Egos

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: The Lesser of Two Egos!

What happens when the most powerful lunatic in the galaxy is in the sights of an even more unhinged egomaniac?

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:: New Book: Untitled or Attitude Adjustments

The author's been thinking a lot about you. He just wrote you a present: Untitled or Attitude Adjustments!

A derelict crash land. An airtight wreckage. Leakng chemicals. Not everyone will make it out in one piece.

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:: Updated Character: Master Asinine Sucks

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Master Asinine Sucks. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Character: Withered Old Battle-Axe

The author's been screwing around with yet another character. This time it's Withered Old Battle-Axe. What's he done this time?

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:: Updated Book: Serial Fiction Sideshow

Okay, the first draft for Serial Fiction Sideshow sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic has an extinction-level death ray...and an itchy trigger finger.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Home Sweet Home Invasion

Okay, the first draft for Home Sweet Home Invasion sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

So asking where to find the restroom is out of the question?

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Technophobia

Okay, the first draft for Technophobia sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

No one told Master Asinine that dicso is dead.

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.

:: Updated Book: Armageddon Trigger Finger

Okay, the first draft for Armageddon Trigger Finger sucked. The author just came up with some other way to describe his nonsense.

What's a guy gotta do to get a break around here?

Find out what drivel the writer's making you sleep through this time.